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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

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natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

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thickblackeyebrows:

Another installment of “Lactose Intolerant Indiana Jones!” In this episode: Indy’s worst fear - realized!

From my #saturdayshorts series.

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lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

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Hope so (via ckgarden)

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I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.
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