tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Proof that there’s someone, or something, out there for everyone.
Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot
“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel
reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids …
Another installment of “Lactose Intolerant Indiana Jones!” In this episode: Indy’s worst fear - realized!
From my #saturdayshorts series.
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets